Hello all! Welcome back to another school year. This has been a very busy year so far but I have gathered a pretty good collection of drawings. Enjoy.
I had students fill out some note cards about themselves.
I had three cards that commented on my beard. And then I shaved it two days later.
A seahorse drawing competition:
All 5 of these are pretty decent. The bottom left one is probably the most accurate. I don’t know what animal is in the top right but I want one.
Haven’t we all just wanted to dance some ballet on top of a stack of pancakes while orange juice pours around our feet? Not without a weird guy yelling at you from behind some clouds and a mini man climbing a ladder, you say? I wouldn’t dream of leaving out a fish and the fact that this is all underwater. A dream come true.
“What problems do we have to do Haren?”
“Evens mofo!” Drops mic, walks out of the room.
“Imma beat you” – Okay, let’s see where this is going.
“goldfish crackers” – Whaaaaaat? I’m not even mad. It’s like M Night Shyalaman directed that story.
Married couple. This would be the sort of couple that asks you over for dinner and sits silently as you eat. The wife offers you pie and you politely decline. Then her eyes go all spirally and you are never heard from again. Moral of the story: always say yes to pie.
I saw this and thought to myself, has anyone else on twitter used #geniousstatus before. Turns out two people have in the past week. One of them stated they earned 30/60 on a test. Genious [sic] indeed. (This was from an AP student.)
This is the first note I intercepted this year. Usually I don’t get too excited about notes because they are typically dumb. When I took this one from a student, he turned BRIGHT RED and was very embarrassed. I left the note folded up and did not read it until after class. I was kind of excited because I thought it would be something interesting. NOPE. Turns out all it says is “Sporty Spice”. Big let down.
If you are not fluent in ERMAHGERD speak, that means Calculus. It also means you should click the link and read the hilarious memes.
And finally the best pictures of all. I had a student draw a “Haren” version of each of the Avengers.
Scratch that. From now on, refer to me as Captain.
My vote was for The Harevengers but Harengers won out. Coming to a theater near no one.
That’s all folks. Enjoy the fall weather.