I have a pretty lengthy post to end the school year. This means there won’t be another post for a few months. Over the summer I’m going to try to post a couple non-drawing related posts. I would like to start blogging about teaching ideas and teaching-related material so we’ll see if that actually happens.
Here we go.
Here is a series of animal related pictures.
My favorite part about the zombie unicorn is that instead of saying “neigh” or “brains”, he says “nains!”
Truly the saddest dog in the world. I would like to meet the monster who put ice cream on his head.
I had a couple of students last year who called me a bear and made bear jokes for the whole year. They would change my computer wallpaper to a picture of a different bear every day. Well one of the students kept it up this year and came up with the name Bearen. So this is me as a bear (much happier than as a human I guess).
Here is a random assortment of pictures.
What I need to change next school year: Not only profess by love for zombies but also explain how dangerous they are and how they need to be destroyed. Clearly this student doesn’t understand that if he wants one as a pet.
One of my classroom rules is no singing. There was a one week span in which I had to crack down on singing more than ever because of this song. Oh, how I hate it. Though, I have to admit (somewhat reluctantly) that when they performed it on Glee, it was actually…ahem…kind of good.
Maybe if you had spelled it correctly, you would have received credit.
The following is a piece of a continued conversation written on the bathroom wall. Warning: may contain offensive language.
“the fag who wrote this”
How clever gentlemen.
Seriously? Right after someone wrote the same thing? That’s just lazy. I do appreciate the triple exclamation point (!!!) as a way to emphasize your meaning.
“Suck on these chinese nuts!”
This is like a child jumping into the middle of a conversation. This doesn’t make any sense. On the other hand, if this guy is really looking for someone to suck on his nuts, a list of gay people is the right place to go.
Nice observation. Thanks for pointing that out.
I pulled a prank on my colleague by changing his water cooler into an aquarium. I put in a beta fish (which you can kind of see) and some fake plants. The best part is that he didn’t realize I cut a hole in the top to put everything in. So when he wanted to get it out, he flipped the jug very quickly and then water poured out the hole.
Lastly, I have a series of photos from last year that I found in my desk. Drawings are self-explanatory and don’t really need clever captions.
Warning: photos contain graphic, albeit hilarious, drawings of penises a la Superbad.
That’s all I have for this year. Have a great summer and hopefully I’ll be back to post in the next month or so.